kickstarters are so presumptuous

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i mean, you really started a gofund me for your birthday? i’m supposed to shell out money to your kickstarter because you have an idea for an app?

bitch i got app ideas too. i got an idea for an app that uses GPS to find the nearest public bathroom to you in 911s. it’s called IN A PINCH and you can rate the public restrooms you use for other Pinchers to see. i haven’t decided if you should be able to upload pics yet. i feel like that feature could be abused.

but seriously todd, yeah i get it your gofund me is gonna help you change the world. why don’t you get a business plan and some solid market research with some graphs and pi charts and shit and get back to me. then we’ll talk about your automated drone dog-walking service.

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