everyone says millenials are runing the country with avocadeo toast and ADHD phone aaddiction, but you know how the real enemy is? yes friends it’s the backspace key on that keyboard you’re looking at. we’ve raised a generation of SECOND GUESSIN G wussies who think that going backwards even when typing is OK. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN DUDE and mean what you say.
we’re gonna have a millenial president once day and russia led by robot bladimir putin (’cause let’s e real he’s never NOT going to lead that country again) is finally gonna launch the nukes and we’re sittin’ here with president self-esteem mcmillenial with the codes to the “stop it ” button and theyare gonna be backspacing the codes out ’cause they still want russis to like them when this is all over and bam. the united states is the new nuketown map for call of duty 54, or whatever number call of duty they’re up to by then. what an awful franchise by the way, jesus.
so yeah in conclustion stop using your backspace key, it is only holding you back from your TRUE POTENTIAL. i have stopped using it and my writing is never ben better.
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