are y’all pretending babies are cute and i didn’t get the memo? babies are UGLY. like some wrinkled-ass little prune of a human bean with NO FUCKING DISCERNABLE FEATURES is supposed to tug at my heartstrings. uh huh.
doesn’t help that i’m at that age when all my friends are getting married and having kids, so my goddamn social media went from awesome pics of inspiring shit like mountains, cities, musicians, pets, incredible athletes… to “hey check it out my skinbag, it survived from week four… to FIVE . that’s right, little what’s-it’s-name is already FIVE WEEKS OLD WOWWW.” #timeflies #[insertbabyname]
oh and if your baby has their own hashtag, fuck you.
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