i’m really stressed that people don’t actually appreciate my dog. like people seem to like him but when i go over to other people’s houses i’m like “this dog sucks compared to my dog” but obviously i don’t say that i’m just like “oh man your dog? SO cute”
but the problem is that my dog is actually way better than any other peoples’ dogs. and i’m afraid they don’t realize that. because let’s be real, your dog SUCKS. like dogs are cool, but your dog can’t even compare to mine. but i feel like you’re not really understanding that entirely?
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