like it’s nothing personal, i just get tired of it. let’s be real, it’s monotonous, and unless that food is BANGIN’, i’m probably not stoked to be tearing it up in repetitious motions. when i reincarnate, i want to be a pelican. they don’t chew for nothin’, no how.
soup was good until they added all that chewy stuff. then it became like every other mainstream food.
sometimes i’ll just choke on the food when i get tired of chewing. it’s my way of putting my foot down and sticking it to the man. so if i’m found in my room, with half a turkey sandwich in hand and the other half in my windpipe, know that i died fighting for a cause.
pete n' tony's internet adventure 