i saw a car in traffic today…

…that had a license plate holder that said, “follow me to coachella.” so OBVIOUSLY i followed them, as requested. i didn’t even know coachella was going on right now, so I was super stoked.

and i’m following this YAHOO for like FOUR MILES and then they start swerving real quick and speeding around corners and i’m like “this is the dumbest route to coachella my guy” but i trusted this dip because they explicitly stated their intentions and i think honesty is a very worthy trait of course.

and then we pull into a neighborhood and this guy parks and gets out and starts walking toward my car with a GUN and i’m thinking like “OK you won’t be able to bring that into the concert” but when he pointed it at my car i realized we were still in los angeles and not even close to the coachella campgrounds. it was then that i started to get suspicious.

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