why are none of these supposedly SUPERHUMANS using their powers for the real issue? standing for a long time and then your feet start hurting. if i could FLY, i’d be levitating ALL the time.
’cause once people know you have powers then they’re like, “oh go rescue my cat in that tree, help rescue that dumbass in that burning building, CAN YOU REACH THAT THING ON THE TOP SHELF” like GOD–i don’t have time for your shit homie.
i’d just levitate an inch off the ground. shoes would last forever. legs would never get tired. and no one would ever notice, so FUCK Y’ALL i ain’t gettin’ that cereal off the top shelf for you.
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