good evening, i’m peter. tonight on sixy minutes, we’re taking a look into the shocking world of upside down instagram profile pictures. why is it done? and what are the horrifying implications, should the trend continue?
well shit man, it’s done ’cause they don’t think they look good right side up so’s they flip themselves upside down and maybe they look better i guess. OR it’s some weird power trip HEAD FUCK and they’re like, getting off knowing that a bunch of dudes around the world are flipping their phones upside down just to check them out?
idk i tried reaching out to a few of these women for a sixty minute exclusive interview and i got blocked twice, reported once, and the other one sent a bit.ly link that gave me AIDS just by reading it. i assume it was for one simple trick that makes you ejaculate farther and doctors hate him?
next week on sixty minutes: no one is real on facebook except for you.
pete n' tony's internet adventure 