you always say you’re gonna plan ahead and then a week before the ‘ween, you’re scrambling around with all these great ideas but no time to make the costume. yeah, that would be cool if you dressed up as optimal prime or whatever fucking stupid technoporn character stars in whatever CGI trainwreck michael bay is releasing next (maybe literally, he is so fucking up his own ass he’d release a three-hour film of a CGI trainwreck. bet.)
too bad you wait ’til you actually get the FB invite to kristy’s halloween party to even think about costumes. you’ll fuck it up again this year, we all know you. so don’t fucking scroll, don’t fucking close your broswer, don’t fucking walk away from your phone or computer, until you’ve decided on a halloween costume. you know we demand excellence. how many years are you gonna use that shitty wig and construction paper and go as “three-hole-punch jim”? that joke is wearing thin, just like that wig.
anyway, fuck michael bay.
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