SHE NEVER FUCKING INVESTS IN ANYTHING. how much is she getting paid just to say “i’m out”? no wonder she’s rich, let me sit on the shark tank and get free dope ass products that’ll never see mainstream use and i’ll make up some bullshit reason before saying “i’m out” too. plus when the entreepenours leave the tank, i’ll a) call kevin a never before spoken insult that can be copywrighted by ABC, and b) flirt with lori for some much needed romantic tension for the show.
ABC, i know you frequently read this blog, give me a chance. don’t make me have to invent a product to get on your show. lori isn’t responding to my tweets but i know i could be a shark. wouldn’t that be the shark tank pitch of the century? give me your job barbara, you miserly fuck.
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