your baby on board sign has saved your child far fewer times than you think

i was gonna arbitrarily practice my PIT manuvers and hit your car, luckily i saw your ‘baby on board’ sign. i also radioed my friend two miles up the five to pull the spike strips off the freeway. just in time.

thanks for letting me know you have a child in your car, i’ll hit your car less now. oh wait, i wasn’t hitting it before. come to think of it, i don’t purposefully hit most cars i drive by… huh. well thanks for letting me know your child is in your car as you cut me off by a foot while moving across two lanes of traffic with no turn signals. i very much care about the safety of your child.