what the fuck do bats even do? as far as i can tell, all they do is fly in drunk circles around my car whenever i’m trying to get inside my house after a long day of not being attacked by bats. they’re stupid, ugly, and full of ray bees. being a haven for disease is especially dangerous when you’re stupid as fuck, that’s why anti-vaxxers are so dangerous. bats are basically the anti-vaxxers of the flying animal community.
bats are the pidgeons of the night. they’re trash birds filled with germs and no awareness of personal space. yeah, of course i respect pidgeons but fuck do i hate them. bats are night pidgons. they should only be allowed to fly around on halloween, that’s all they’re good for. if you see a bat, do me a favor and flip them off. their vision is actually better than they let on, so they’ll see. they’ll pretend they didn’t, but they will.
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