come out from under your bridges and put on your cock socks boys and girls, it’s time for the RHCP drinking game!
step one: crack a beer
step two: put your spotfi chill peps playlist on shuffle
step three: sit back and fill your ear holes with sexy alt funk
NORMAL MODE! drink every time:
– anthony keedis says a location
– honestly, that’s it
– no really, you’ll get plenty fucked up
– i was gonna call this “easy mode” but it’s really not, you’ll hate this game in about seven minutes
WATCHING JOHN STRUNG OUT ON SNL MODE! (AKA HARD MODE) drink every time:
– anthony keedis says a location
– john switches on that sweet fucking wah pedal
– john rips into a sweet fucking guitar solo that changes the trajectory of your life
– you realize that john frusciante was the heart of the chilli peppers and they only ever surpassed “good band” status when he was with them, mostly due to his innovativ blend of funk, folk, and rock guitar styles and ability to fit perfectly into any groove that chad and flea laid down, and that anthony is really an afterthought to the band’s genius even though he’s an integral part of their signature sound, that’s how important john was to the chili peppers, and god he sings like an angel too how does he play like that and still sing those beautiful harmonies
– you find yourself wondering if flea is actually the best bass player of all time
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