the american revolution 2: “well, fuck you 2 then”

you know we demand excellence, we’ve established that through our rich tapestry of deep philosophical discussions over the last year or so. so why are we still selling rulers with centimeters on them here in the “colonies”? nothing is more american than doubling down on egregious lapses in judgment, so i don’t feel that the imperial system is anything more than a goddamn patriotic, “no, i meant to do that, see?”

to anyone not from the US of A i say FUCK your metric system. based on logic and simplicity, uh huh, sure. that holds up well and good until you start throwing U’s in random words like “colour,” “odour,” and “parkour” and still pronouncing it like we YANKS spell it anyway. where’s your commoun sense now?

oh yeah, it’s in the harbour along with your FUCKING TEA YOU STIFF-PINKIED POWDERED WIG WEARING FUCKS.