man, did this guy waste his time playing quarterback all those years. he should’ve been diving in those commentator waters all that time that he was blowing massive fourth quarter leads for dallas. i think this is why commentating should be viewed as a sport as well. we should hold open tryouts for commentator. some people are naturals — just look at tony fucking romo. he couldn’t hold onto a lead if he had a special bag with non-slip grip handles that was made specifically to hold points, but goddamn it can he hold my attention with his witty anecdotes and facts.
send bad commentators down to the minor leagues to commentate little league baseball games where kids try to stretch that wobbly grounder that got through the 2nd baseman’s glove and barely rolled into the outfield into a double. and when they force the throw to second, the shortstop makes an error and the ball flies into shallow left. and all of a sudden what should’ve been a routine 4 – 3 groundout turns into an inside the park home run. let’s have dumbass don cherry and living dictionary john madden commentate THAT action.
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