…97% of us will shit our pants when we die. that’s a fact, don’t bother googling it. we all have poop in us all the time. some of it is future poop, some of it is now poop. sorry to be crass, but everybody shits. the only ones who won’t shit themselves when they die are the people who walk out of the bathroom and die in the next five minutes.
john wick kills 138 people in the first movie alone (that’s a fact, don’t bother googling it. i didn’t.) do you remember any fart noises or shits in john wick? how about jason bourn supremacy? no, me neither. and seriously like fuck i get it, we’re adults and we don’t want to hear fart noises everytime someone dies in a film. that’s fucking juvenile. but just like once, could those dumbfuck CSI: MIAMI detectives walk up to a murder scene and there’s a dook ejected behind the corpse? they don’t have to talk about it. i would prefer they don’t talk about it. to not discuss it would normalize it, and normalized it should be.
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