i add ONE FUCKING COWORKER who has his corvette as his profile pic on IG, and all of a sudden my suggested friends feed is entirely trucks and sports cars with names. is there a feature in new cars that lets them connect to the internet and automatically upload every pic you take of your dumbass car? is there something about buying an expensive car or truck that erases your capability to make normal friends who don’t worship cars like an incel who latches onto a fictional female character?
apparently words like “horsepower” and “hemi” constitute a personality. and using deisel gasoline is tied to masculinity? ask your friend who drives the truck with a seven foot lift if he’s ever considered getting a tesla. i guarantee they’ll laugh and/or act like you’ve assaulted their fragile masculinity. so yeah, that’s what the internet needs more of, toxic masculinity, let’s keep that going.
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