holy fucking shit bro stop, i can’t breathe. mispronouncing m. night shyamalan’s name, that’s fucking comedy gold. i can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before, purposefully mispronouncing a famous celebrity’s name because it’s not “smith” or “jones.”
bendy-dick cum-a-batch? i cannot even.
timothee chardonnay? the fact that you know it’s “chalamet” but still choose to call him something that sounds similar but isn’t quite right makes it even funnier. i had a suspicion you knew m. night’s name because he’s been a household name since the sixth sense like 20 fucking years ago, but yeah, it is absolutely hilarious because he didn’t change his name to craig thomas or something and then you pronounced it wrong.
you are the pinnacle of comedy. please don’t ever flirt with self-awareness, you laugh riot.
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