We are so excited to announce the release of our latest app, powered by you, your colon, and the equally incredible power of social media! WeShitTM is a comprehensive, no-holds barred app that tracks your bodily waste and allows you to share your movements with your friends with the click of a button!
Here at WeShit, we know that Everybody Poops–so why waste an opportunity to connect with family and friends while you’re locked away in the bathroom? Those precious moments of solitude could be put to much better use: ranking your poops, sharing pics, and yes–competing–with your social circle’s collective waste!
FEATURES:
- Track important aspects of your logs, such as Length, Weight, Coloration, and Consistency!
- Rate your defecation on a scale of one to five poop emojis, then share the experience with your friends!
- Geo-tag where you dropped your bricks, and map your defilement across your city, neighborhood, or backyard!
- Go Live on WeShit to share your bathroom experience with your friends in real time!
- Upload pics and compare with your friends, or consult our chart to learn more about why your poop is slightly greenish!
- Compete against your friends and earn achievements for best length and fastest clean-up time, or dominate the public restrooms in your area by leaving your record behind for other WeShitters to challenge!
Here at WeShit, we know that being connected with each other is important. You track and share your exercise, share in real-time the music you’re listening to or the movie you’re watching, and even inserted social media into drinking and ranking beers around town. We understand that scrounging and scraping the meaningless moments of your lives for likes and momentary validation is a full-time job, and we want to help! Everybody Poops, so let’s share!
Download WeShit today… and stop wasting your waste!
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