A major win for the proletariat in 2024? Yes please!
With so many laws being passed that seem to be aimed strictly at kneecapping the working class, desperate times call for desperate measures. Workers in Riverside county have taken an unorthodox approach, with staggering results.
“I was just having such a shitty day I was worried I was going to lose it and start wailing on my boss. Right at that moment my body took the wheel and gave me the answer to all of the problems I was having.”
Javier Mendez was in the middle of being reprimanded for breathing outside of his allotted “state mandated respiratory recuperation break”, when he began urinating on himself.
“I just started pissing, man. My dickhead boss just froze mid sentence and when I realized that, I knew we were locked in a battle of wits. I maintained eye contact without blinking and after a few seconds he crumbled and walked out of the room. I thought to myself, ‘this is big.'”
He then ran to a few of his coworkers and told them what happened. One of them, Stephanie Donaldson, knew exactly what situation she could leverage this information for.
“They had been jerking me around for a while about a raise so I figured I’d give it a shot. I went in there, demanded a raise, then just let it rip. After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence he said I could have whatever I wanted as long as I stopped.”
After that they told a few more friends, who told some others, and now the entire county is in a yellow stained worker’s rights Renaissance. The workers are excited to weld this power for another while, or at least until management is ready to start shitting themselves to combat this.
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