The tables just never stop turning do they? In what came as a shock to local father Horatio Gomez, his son’s usual Saturday morning cartoon time was disrupted by calls to play cars.
“I mean it’s like I don’t even know him anymore. And they JUST dropped those new episodes man like what the fuck?”
Horatio’s son (whose name is being withheld so as to not adversely affect any job prospects he might some day have) said he just wanted his father to sit down and play with him. Another sign of this generation’s endless entitlement.
“I pleaded with him. I stomped and cried and bargained but he just sat there. Stoic. Unbothered. I’ve raised a monster.”
From what we are told, Horatio is looking into hiring a local priest to perform an exorcism, and we can only pray that he is able to get the help he needs.
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