After decades of disappointment, Roman Santino is beginning to wonder if the day David Byrne warned him about will ever come.
“I’m starting to think that guy is full of shit”, he told our team.
Hearing “Once in a Lifetime” at a very influential (albeit naive) age, Roman was convinced that if he just zoned out for a few years, he’d wake up to someone else having accomplished his goals and aspirations for him. Unfortunately for him, he mostly checked out of the song after that.
“I mean shit man I’m still living with my parents and don’t even have a girlfriend. I should be like a millionaire or something. I got ideas, man!”
When we asked what sort of ideas he had, they mostly centered around a microwave that heats your food thoroughly. Or at least the idea that someone should make it.
“Look at Steve Jobs! That guy didn’t do shit other than yell ideas at people which is exactly what I’m doing! Where’s my Ashton Kutcher movie???”
We tried pointing him in the direction of some resources to help put his ideas into motion, but he said that before he tried that he was going to check out for a few more years just in case anything happens. I suppose we should just be grateful “Psycho Killer” wasn’t the song he was convinced would happen for him.
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