Randy Gilmore is your average American living in a suburb in California. What makes him special? Well, nothing, but he’s convinced he sees the world through a different lens than most.
“I can’t help it, man. I’m like a little insane in the membrane you know? If you knew the stuff I thought you’d be like… huh?? Is this guy ok???? [laughs]”
Randy is convinced that he has a natural inclination toward the creative that a lot of people lack. He believes that on a weekly basis he thinks up “shows way better than the trash they’re putting on TV or in theaters these days”.
“I mean come on. This stuff is so uninspired. ‘Everything, Everwhere, All at Once’? More like Honk, Shoo, all at Naptime… Damn I gotta write that down”
One reason Randy still allows himself to think he’s got such a gift is that I guess he wrote like one script a few years ago? We asked him if we could take a look and he just got really sweaty and started saying that he didn’t want us stealing his idea.
He also had a coworker tell him once that he should have a youtube channel because he was so funny. Randy appreciated the compliment and decided to ignore the fact that he knew his coworker was a fan of many comedians he thought to be unfunny. We’ll be following up with Randy in about a year, but we wouldn’t hold our breath on any meaningful updates on his writing.
Next article: The artist painting things better than literally anything we’ve ever seen but hates all his work and himself.
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