Aw dude. Where were you?? Leading scientists based out of MIT discovered some craaazy shit bro. We’d tell you what it was but like… it wouldn’t be the same, man.
Dr. Jeremy Spokane, head climate scientist, had this to say:
“Oh he wasn’t there? That dork? Big fuckin surprise dude. Kid is a spazz. But man. Unreal right? I mean this is a game changer and could have a significant effect in the fight against climate change. Also, it looked tight as fuuuuuuck”
Damn dude we really wanna tell you what happened but you know how it is, big dog. My stepdad Paul even showed up with his jet skis bro.
Bro. Dr. Franchesca Infante expounded concepts previously believed to be unthinkable and nonsensical and but henceforth fundamental, and in a manner befitting her position as chief theoretical physicist. Plus she took her big naturals out, Holmes.
Idk man. I guess you’ll just have to wait until the findings are published but it really won’t hit the same. Bummer.
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